she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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