I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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