We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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