I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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