you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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