She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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