Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
