So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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