What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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