After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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