Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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