Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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