This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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