Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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