I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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