found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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