Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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