Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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