we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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