Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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