Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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