I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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