Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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