Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
kristin has been a bad kristin
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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