We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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