Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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