I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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