Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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