Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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