Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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