I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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