yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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