Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i out mim tonsoeep
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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