and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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