"it" just moved
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I will die if light touches me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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