She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dicks are not precious.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
