so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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