Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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