I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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