I bet he comes in French.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
