she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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