it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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