In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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