Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need a beard to bite.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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