omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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