I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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