so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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