I don't think brook has ever known best
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
two words...techno handjob
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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