i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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