I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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